akalain niyo yon? malapit lapit na ang Christmas neh.. sooo bago ang lahat.. yosh break lng.
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yes, nagyoyosi ako. ng umaga. malamig eh.. well actually lalo lang akong linamig. sharap dont judge me. :3
Anyway, May nagrequest ng isang topic.. lose your guy in 10 days daw.. and based on my stock knowledge eh movie yon. and di ko rin pinanood yon so sabi ni Ayish (yung nagrequest ng topic) eh iexplain ko nalang in my point of view kung pno mo papahirapan, guguluhin at sisipain sa mukha yung guy na tinatry mong alisin sa buhay mo.. sige, palag ako dyan.
So here it is. Ways on how to piss off and apparently make your guy break up with you.
Step by step process..
If you are dating the guy and for some reason you want to bail out on him.. First thing you need to do is; On your first date, try talking about your ex or some hot dudes ALL the time. that'll make him feel inferior. Unless he looks like a movie star with six pack abs and is a summa cum laude in a major university. Well, talking about your ex will still screw his mind. Or better, his heart.
If you have the guts, be somehow disgusting to his eye. like eat with a mouthful or be very loud or curse a lot. *your spoon fell* Ay p*tang inang sh*t yan! ...Yes, like that.
So he evaded your first trap? No problem, in every(most) of dates, He tries to lend you his jacket or tries physical contact. Avoid that. Look like you feel irritated every time his physical body touches yours. Or your belongings or whatever.
Use the *semi*silent treatment, you only answer when he asks. and when you answer, be very boring about it. To the fact that he would not want to call or text you anymore.
Whenever he tries to call you, pretend that you are doing something. act busy, like you don't even want to talk to him because he is a distraction to whatever fake business you made up.
He tries to set up a date? Make an excuse on why you can't attend. He asks if when do you have a free time? tell you have other plans for that. Like hanging out with your friends on a bar. or meeting up with your ex to discuss on something.. ....Damn you're cold.
Be as negative as you can when he brags about himself. You're good at basketball? i hate basketball, my father got injured because of basketball. You're an A+ student? i hate nerds, they always read and stuff and don't know how to go out. You're rich? There are a lot of people suffering because of the corruption and greed of the rich people, so you're saying that you're one of them? That stuff. Tip: try to say that loudly if you're in public so he'd be embarrassed. ...b*tch.
Lastly, don't drop any emotional hints on him. Don't look grateful for his gifts. Don't look excited or surprised when he ambushes you with chocolates or flowers. Always try to be really late if for some reason you are still dating. Or better yet, don't even show up. Then call at the last minute saying you're busy at something or you got dragged at a friend's place. Piss him off to his limits.
If this won't work, try the opposite one. be VERY CLINGY. Be jealous at everything. Let him avoid his friends, his school/work, or even his family. Be the controlling dictator. Choke his guts out to the point that he realizes he needs to get out of your evil manipulating hands.
Or you can just say "i don't like you anymore. let's breakup / not date again." ...Douche.
There you go. Tricks on how to piss off and lose your guy.
By the way, salamat sa pagbasa ng blog na to. We appreciate it. pramis. salamat ke marianne and ke jhoyie and sa mga anonymous readers. salamat din sa mga nagbigay ng topic. try namen iupdate ni pabs, cha busy siya ngayon kaya ako muna naguupdate. again, thank you :)
-popsy
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