how to make friends lolwut

i have a question.. Why do you always whine about being "forever alone" and then say "i hate people"?

ayt, ill spit some things to help your whining ass.


Try socializing. Because not everyone is stupid like you think. And if they are indeed stupid, atleast you gained a friend. Or if you have a big ass ego. fuck you.


Are you awkward? No problem. other people prefer to be the starters. You only need to answer their question. And try following it up with another question. There you go. "trophy achieved: conversation with someone"

Both of you are awkward? This is tricky, but try to suck some confidence and talk first. Tip? ask his/her hobbies, sports, favorite shit. Find a hobby or something that both of you know or share.

"We don't have anything in common" Then try this one. Interview him about his/her favorite shit. then follow it up with "let me join you sometime, it sounds cool/exciting" something like that. Or are you too much of a pussy to learn new tricks?

Why would you do that? why you instead of the other guy? because if he is also awkward, nothing will happen. when you actually tried to fit in with his/her hobby or sport or what insane things they enjoy, They will most likely try to blend you in til you get along (unless you annoy them with your stupid shit. don't be stupid goddamnit.). They also might try your hobbies so both of you are even.

TRY TO CARE. CARE. CARE. or fine. dont give a fuck. your loss. go back to whining like the little bitch that you are.

Also, try not to overdo it. If the other party is awkward, they may not enjoy your clingy scripted shit. still, if he is not a dumbass like you, he will tolerate your pathetic ass and still try to befriend you.

DO NOT TRY THE "IDGAF ATTITUDE" NO ONE WILL LIKE THAT ATTITUDE IF YOU CANNOT CARRY IT WELL. you can? FUCK YOU. DONT LIE. you are fucking awkward enough what the fuck. no man is an island you stupid fuck.

repeat steps til you evolve to bros. what are the "bros" perks? deserving to call someone a "bro", hanging out with liquor, foodtrip and games, penis drawings on your face. free shots but you are the designated driver so you cant drink.. I cannot explain it well. Let's just say, you cannot survive a zombie apocalypse on your own. but after doing these steps, Lo and behold, you have added a bro on your party.


man up. get some friends. party hard. smoke weed everyday.