how to make friends lolwut

i have a question.. Why do you always whine about being "forever alone" and then say "i hate people"?

ayt, ill spit some things to help your whining ass.


Try socializing. Because not everyone is stupid like you think. And if they are indeed stupid, atleast you gained a friend. Or if you have a big ass ego. fuck you.


Are you awkward? No problem. other people prefer to be the starters. You only need to answer their question. And try following it up with another question. There you go. "trophy achieved: conversation with someone"

Both of you are awkward? This is tricky, but try to suck some confidence and talk first. Tip? ask his/her hobbies, sports, favorite shit. Find a hobby or something that both of you know or share.

"We don't have anything in common" Then try this one. Interview him about his/her favorite shit. then follow it up with "let me join you sometime, it sounds cool/exciting" something like that. Or are you too much of a pussy to learn new tricks?

Why would you do that? why you instead of the other guy? because if he is also awkward, nothing will happen. when you actually tried to fit in with his/her hobby or sport or what insane things they enjoy, They will most likely try to blend you in til you get along (unless you annoy them with your stupid shit. don't be stupid goddamnit.). They also might try your hobbies so both of you are even.

TRY TO CARE. CARE. CARE. or fine. dont give a fuck. your loss. go back to whining like the little bitch that you are.

Also, try not to overdo it. If the other party is awkward, they may not enjoy your clingy scripted shit. still, if he is not a dumbass like you, he will tolerate your pathetic ass and still try to befriend you.

DO NOT TRY THE "IDGAF ATTITUDE" NO ONE WILL LIKE THAT ATTITUDE IF YOU CANNOT CARRY IT WELL. you can? FUCK YOU. DONT LIE. you are fucking awkward enough what the fuck. no man is an island you stupid fuck.

repeat steps til you evolve to bros. what are the "bros" perks? deserving to call someone a "bro", hanging out with liquor, foodtrip and games, penis drawings on your face. free shots but you are the designated driver so you cant drink.. I cannot explain it well. Let's just say, you cannot survive a zombie apocalypse on your own. but after doing these steps, Lo and behold, you have added a bro on your party.


man up. get some friends. party hard. smoke weed everyday.

Personal sh*t 2

my f*cking mom flirting with a friend in front of me. f*ck atleast do it when i'm not in front of you. god f*cking damnit. madalas mo sinisira sa amin- SA AKIN ang pangalan ni dad at sinasabing wala siyang inambag sa aming magkakapatid. (you know what? di ko trip mag censor ngayon.) tang ina naman hindi mo man maappreciate na lagi kami binibisita ni dad kahit busy ang work niya? kahit hindi mataas sweldo niya binibilhan niya kami ng games? ng movies? tintreat sa labas? tapos sasabihin mong wala siyang nagawa para samin? HE molded me. he fucking taught me not to bitch out. he taught me na ang respeto binibigay sa deserving, sa mga marunong din rumespeto ng iba. he taught me not to cry and instead form a fucking solution for the fucking problems that i have. sige ikaw na nagpadala samin dito sa Canada, pero hindi ikaw nagpalaki sa kaluluwa ko. bakit dito ko sinusulat? kasi as much as possible ayoko manggulo ng ibang tao para lang sa ganitong klaseng problema.



sinasabi mong pareho tayo ng asal at ugali. pero bakit hindi ko mabigay respeto ko sayo kung ganun lang din?

Personal sh*t

Magkukuwento lang ako saglit.. go ahead and read kung trip mo. tl;dr? f*ck you then. dont read.


i'll put it out agad. for some reason, marami rami na ang mga babae na lumapit or nagchat sakin at nag emo or nag reklamo or nag b*tch out tungkol sa mga BF/ex nila. I have but one rational reason kung bakit ako yung dinuduraan nila ng man hate.. dahil naguumpisa sa 'A' ang pangalan ko at siguro ako madalas yung unang lumalabas sa listahan nila.


Sa lahat ng mga kinwento ng mga babaeng yon sakin, may napansin akong.. similarities sa mga scenario or sa mga desisyon nila..


YOU FALL FOR THE SAME GODDAMN TRAP. seryoso. hindi niyo ba napansin yon? well nasabi ko naman na sakanila yon pero di ko alam kung nakinig sila or gusto lang nila akong makinig and not say a word.


NAGREREKLAMO KA SA MALING LALAKE. as myself, i dont give a flying f*ck kung anung nangyayari sainyong dalawa ng bf mo. pero dahil kaibigan kita, fine makikinig ako sa b*tching out mo. but please, try mo muna kausapin bf mo.


"ang hirap niya kausapin/ayaw niya ng ganitong usapan" tingin mo ako gusto ko? mas malala pa nga, hindi kita girlfriend. wtf. hindi pa ba clue yon sayo? gusto mo ng healthy emotional relationship tapos dun palang hindi na nya mabigay? clue na yon na HINDI SERYOSO ANG LALAKE


"iba kasi siya" NO. F*CKING NO. USE YOUR F*CKING HEAD lalo na kung may pisikal kayong relasyon. no wonder pabalik balik siya. hindi mo ba maisip yon?


"bakit manloloko kayong mga lalake?" abay p*ta ka pala eh palibhasa puro love sh*t lang pinapairal mo. kaya ka binigyan ng utak para gamitin sa lahat ng bagay. i got f*cked a lot of times, denied by women, USED. pero hindi ko parin nilalahat na mga piece of sh*t kayong lahat na babae. BE RATIONAL.


bakit dito ko linalabas? kasi gusto ko kayo tulungan. so ayaw kong pakitaan ng hate ang babaeng nagdaramdam. pero ulit ulit yung nangyayari eh. karamihan (not all) sainyo hindi nakinig.


Now. eto ang huling masasabi ko. unahin mo muna sarili mo bago yung iba. hindi ka natututo? ayos lang, hindi naman ako yung nasasaktan. pero ayaw ko lang kasing nagmumukhang tanga mga kaibigan ko. may pake parin ako sainyo kahit ulit ulit kayong nagkakamali sa iisang bagay.


:)

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