Sunday, 11 December 2011

Do you know the enemy?

Yo,


i apologize for the long wait. got sucked into a game called Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. F*cking Bad ass game..

You can't please everyone. We all have our own haters. some harmless, some just pisses you off for no reason.. Again, ill be making a list based on my.. yeah, experience. (again, you can freely add your own) we all encounter these types of people. Everywhere. Depending on how much of a douche you are or how famous you are or whatever f*cked up reason they have for hating you.




DOUCHEBAG: These are the bully types. From physical to verbal. these motherf*ckers piss you off every time they see you. a primary reason for this is because of you, being a "nerd" or having a thin or small build. They screw you up just because they can. Usually the school varsity team or someone three times bigger than you.

Personal Quote: Pick on someone your own size.



RUMORSTARTERS: From the name itself. Based on my experience, these types are usually women. Especially if you have a girlfriend, you WILL be involved in their womanly fights whether you like it or not. or for some instances, people really just wants to spread false rumors.. Usually an insecure or jealous type of person.

Personal Quote: Think before you speak.



MANIPULATOR: F*cking hard to catch. These people play in the shadows, pissing you off using well planned strategem. Also usually a rumor starter. or sometimes they just really know a lot about you. a usual strategy for them is to manipulate your friends to hate you, trying to turn them against you. Usually the "nerd" types, or someone really close to you. (Yeahp, you read it right)

Personal Quote: Don't trust everyone.



BITCH: A bit of douchebaggery, a slice of rumor starting, a dash of manipulative behavior and a Sh*tload of bitchiness. They think they are the goddesses of the place. manipulating people to hate on someone. Bullying (not a friendly bully) those inferior to them, then adding insult to injury by starting a bad rumor. Usually the sluts in your school. "Popular" girls.

Personal Quote: That ain't a pimple. That's herpes my dear.



COCKSUCKER: "Dont f*ck with me man i'm part of a group" The pussy way of starting a fight. They join a frat or a gang or has a really big stupid ass friend circle. These guys can't fight on their own and still think they're bad ass. Talks big when in numbers, cowers like sh*t if alone. Usually a frat neophyte. "gangsters"

Personal Quotes: Strength in numbers.





...Feel free to add. The title can also be changed to "Bullies."

This post is supposed to be somehow not really serious, like why enemies wear leather jackets even in a hot afternoon, why all enemies have henchmen, and why they all don't know how to shoot.. i just thought about bullying so.. I'm a very big hater of bullying. bullying your close friends is cool, but screwing other people for no reason? f*cking pick on someone your own size. i also apologize for the vulgar words. i tend to be aggressive when someone bullies a weaker person. :)



thanks for reading.





-Popsy

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